Franz Caruso, also known as Frenz the Hoodedor for his increasingly tragicomic passion for Freemasonry, is in trance competitive. Someone must have told him he’s in pole position to become the candidate for the presidency of the center-left Region for 2026/27 and he not only believed in it, taking seriously the “rumors” that were sent to him, but he mobilized all his pathetic “court of miracles” to gain credibility as a candidate. And so in the short span of a few days, almost as if he were already in the election campaign inaugurated a road that had been closed for years without testing itbadly imitating his predecessor Mario Occhiuto, known as the bullshitter. Then he politically exploited the Cosenza Pride as if it were… a rally and he even managed to “take charge” of having launched the appeal of the Calabrian mayors against differentiated autonomy when all of Calabria knows that the mayor of Catanzaro Nicola Fiorita did it.
To be honest, it’s also a little sad to see how hard he works figurehead mayor of Nicola Adamowho is struggling to get to who knows where he can’t even say no to Don Pierino the loan shark, who always in the name and on behalf of Capu i Liuni gets paid a seven-figure compensation that has outraged the whole sane part of the city.
It must also be for this reason that he is no longer interested in the “city” squabbles of the single city and the new hospital, his head is now projected towards… the Citadel and woe betide anyone who tells him they’re taking the piss out of him. He gets angry almost to the point of hysteria because he truly believes it and there is nothing that can make him change his mind. This must still be why he is making waves like never before and is even getting excited about the victory of the Democratic Party in Vibo which is anything but a “revolution”, being instead an indecent agreement with the lawyer of the Mancuso mafia clan.
And it must also be for this reason that now more than ever the hooded Frenz sees things like smoke in the eyes. Flavio Stasi, mayor of Corigliano-Rossano, who everyone instead recognizes as the only real possible candidate capable of stopping the center-right. But don’t tell Frenz, we recommend you: don’t ruin his lifelong dream…
