In a pizzino it is written what will happen at the European Championships in Germany. Sorry to say it, but you don’t even need to play them. What will Italy do? Our constant lover tells us
As a boy, I rummaged through the pockets of the jacket of a body I had in my custody. I didn’t have to. Indeed, as a public official in carrying out the service, I committed an administrative offence. Punishable by dismissal (rightly so). I found a piece of paper written in ballpoint pen with all the progress of Euro 2024. Very precise and detailed. Never seen such complete and beautiful predictions. So: Italy wins the European Championship in the final against Serbia. On penalties: 2-2 after extra time. Semifinals: Switzerland-Serbia 2-2, Serbia on penalties; Italy-Poland 2-2: Italy wins on penalties. Quarter-finals: Serbia-France 1-0, Poland-Holland 2-2, penalties for Poland. Italy-Austria 2-2, penalties for Italy. England-Serbia 2-2, penalties for the Serbs.
Thus the groups: A. Germany-Hungary pass; B. Italy-Albania; C. Austria-Holland; D. Romania-Belgium; E. Slovakia-Gibraltar (which does not show up in protest over the lack of autonomy that Great Britain had promised).
The first Italy-Albania match sees the country of the eagles give a resounding 4-1 to the Azzurri. Spalletti is sacked. Sorry to say it. Bobo Vieri, the new coach, is called urgently from Ibiza. He immediately wins with Spain. However, Bobo was immediately sacked due to an argument with a Hungarian TV journalist. Here’s the thing. Vieri: “Don’t be ashamed of dragging a girl to a trial in chains, after all the crime you accuse her of has to be proven.” Diplomatic incident never seen before between two EU countries. Meloni calls Gravina. Vieri, despite his excellent performance against Spain, was sent to Captain Cook’s Islands. He will coach whoever is there, usually former top-flight players who don’t have an agent waiting for a job that will never arrive. The FIGC football league, CONI and the Minister of Sport make a historic decision. The Italian national team will be entrusted to José Mourinho. He is joined in Abu Dhabi. He runs in the Azzurri’s retreat. He makes his debut and wins: against Belgium 2-2, we move on to penalties. Slovakia appeals to UEFA to invalidate the tournament. He says: “There’s no way a national team changes three coaches in a European Championship.
UEFA calls FIFA. They agree with Italy, while Slovakia, in protest, sends in the under 16s. The legendary national team is very strong in its category. In fact these guys humiliate Spain 2-2. They go to penalties. Some notes written on the famous piece of paper in the pocket of the coffin. By virtue of Italy’s European encore. Best player of the tournament in 2021 was Donnarumma. This time Nicolò Barella, who also wins the Ballon d’Or, who gives it to the Belice earthquake victims, who remain disappointed by the state, which has forgotten about them.
Ghibellina football is invited to the Quirinale and admitted to the Serie B championship, without sporting merit. It was purchased by an Indian iron industrialist, who immediately demoted it to the Pro league. This is in the margin of the leaflet. Best top scorer of the Immobile tournament with 9 goals. At the grand final in the Grandstand, in addition to Mattarella and his Serbian counterpart, there will be Prince Andrew, Emanuele Filiberto of Savoy, Taddei, Pogacar, Berrettini, Loredana Berté and the mayor of Varese, who due to logistical problems is not seated in the Grandstand but elsewhere . Here he is carried in triumph, and will be the first fan to whom the blue captain will hand the cup. Donnarumma didn’t know he was the mayor of Varese. He approaches the corner after the awards ceremony to show the trophy to the fans, and the first person who leans over the balustrade is honored. He will only hear from Mourinho later: “Do you know who you handed the cup to for a few seconds?”. Donnarumma: “No! Who is?”. Mourinho: “The mayor of Varese”. Donnarumma: “It will mean that I will end my career in the glorious Varese football team.
Gravina finally confirmed for the goal achieved and receives the title of Commander of the Republic. Mourinho returns to coach Inter after the victory. Inzaghi gets offended. But he has no reason. Pippo Inzaghi is the new coach of the Azzurri. Confirmed until the 2023 World Cup in Oman, provided that Italy qualifies. But FIFA has decided Italy-Brazil and Germany-England must always be there, at the cost of distorting the matches for them.
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