More than doping: the mortadella sandwich (with oil, cheese and dried tomatoes) as a philosophy of life – Bestial Sundays

Tail flicks of beastly Sundays, real or imagined in this June which is preparing to close another year of blows, rudeness but also funny gags experienced on the provincial fields and beyond. Among those who replicate famous Italian character films in the end-of-year performance, those who parodied what actually happens every day in Italian society, those who celebrate the global culinary symbol of beastly Sundays and those who take the twists and turns too literally.

THE MEGA PRESIDENT IS (A BIT) STR…
Do you remember “Fantozzi against everyone”? When Village writes about himself, forced by the megapresident: “Fantozzi is a bit of an ass…”? Well, it must be the insult mode chosen by the coach Castiadas 1973 (Promozione Sardegna), Cristian Dessi, disqualified for two matches because “after the end of the match he reached the referee and addressed him with limitedly offensive expressions which, due to the small harmful extent, justify the measure of the disqualification below the minimum law” .

DOMINGOS BESTIALES
The whole world is a country, football is a universal language and for beastly Sundays there is a symbolic food that goes beyond every pitch gate (not regularly closed obviously): the bread and mortadella. And so the Levant the new coach announced by posting a beautiful bocadillo filled with mortadella on his social profile. Why? The chosen coach is Juan Calero, who when he coached Burgos explained that the reason for his success was precisely “eating sandwiches with mortadella, big yes, but lots of sandwiches with mortadella”. Hence the social announcement with the slogan “Mas de lo que crees” and that is that the sandwich with mortadella (seasoned with oil and well weighted with cheese and dried tomatoes) is tastier than you think. We already know it: Levante will support next year.

THE GOOD EXAMPLE
A sentence of Sports Judge in all shopping centers or similar areas with parking. It is the proposal that comes from reading about the fine 300 euros imposed on Ispra Calcio, Promozione Lombardia “for repeated insults and threats by its supporters, also through chants to the referees. Furthermore, while the team was leaving the sports facility, its supporters reiterated threats and insults; one of them tried to approach the referee but was prevented from doing so by a local manager. Another supporter was obstructing the referee’s car, preventing an easy exit from the car park.” Fining anyone who hinders easy exit from the car park would be civility.

OF THE HELMET OF SCIPIO
Scipio how Aedan Scipioattacker 33 years old of the Anguilla national team, vaguely resembling Snoop Dogg, but with a very particular hair made of very long dreadlocks that practically reach down to his socks which he actually has to keep in place with a belt tied on his stomach, a clamp model to hold the electrical wires so to speak. In the photos of the qualifiers Concacaf you notice the particular look of the footballer, but also the look between the astonished and the envious of the (numerous) bald men on the pitch, above all the referee.