«Get horny» is no longer an insult. It’s almost a wish. The horns, a CataniaI’m a unstoppable trend. According to the estimate of a specialized site, the first city for propensity to betray it is precisely the city of Etna, with83 percent. They follow Cagliari with 80 percent and Rome with 79 percent. It is not the first time that the city of Catania confirms itself as a city of cuckolds and cuckolds. More or less at the beginning of every summer these statistics come out and Catania has always delivered proud of how cuckolded you are. But, to my memory, it is the first time that we talk about the percentage of propensity to betray. With 83 percent I not only advise you to get horny, but I also advise you to be happy cuckoldsbecause, as we know, in Catania, you are all too fashionable trendy that you go to places with the right outfits (even when they are wrong they are fake wrong to be alternative) and you can’t miss this opportunity to do it plug the horns: this summer they are wearing them assaion.
The site explains that the deer trend is due to heatwhich raises the wish. Evidently the site is not physically located in Sicily because we are now in the sub-Saharan desertsoon with the sand falling from the sky there will be dunes, and fuck It’s the last thing that might cross your mind unless you turn on the air conditioning and a fucking it costs you as much as Germany. No, do it clog the horns, in my opinion, is really one ethnic characteristic (in the sense of Etna), the people of Catania are truly horned inside: you can see it on their faces. But it’s right that now we can do it coming out of the hornsbecause, if you are fashionable, it is right that you have to do it damn to others, otherwise what’s the point of being too much trendy trendy trend? So, from this summer onwards, when you want to wish a friend a friend, you will say: “But why don’t you go and get cheated on?”. While, to brag about it, in the presence of a goal, the Catanian will be able to take on an all-out attitude cantriato and say: «But I don’t know if I can go without it block me the horns”.
The site gives yet another reason for this trend of cheating so much, it says that in the summer couples argue more. Nothing, this Sicilian site doesn’t understand anything about it. It’s not like couples argue on vacation and then cheat on each other. In Catania yes they block the horns at each other throughout the year and then, when the holidaysthat you owe them suck within legitimate marriage, born crazy because you can’t cheat on each other and then you argue. Correct me if I’m wrong. Now that it’s in fashion, calm down, breathe a sigh of relief, organize yourself for who has to make the rice salad, and calmly get cheated on even on holiday! Happy?
