(Exit from a nocturnal nightmare: Characters and performers: Putin, Trump, Xi Junping, Kim Jong-un, Al Sisi, Milei, Orban, Erdogan… Ukraine, Gaza, Iran… Meloni, La Russa, Salvini, Lollobrigida, Santanchè…)
I wake up in full depression, but it is supplanted by the brilliant idea of a sabbatical, detoxifying, alternative week. Wars and politics? All away, healthy fasting of analysis and comments. And yet, silence does not have gold in its mouth, always and for everyone. Not for me. So yes, Attilio Wanderlingh publisher has published everything for me, including “One why a day keeps boredom away”, 130 ironic-satirical pages, generated by the certainty that curiosity is not only female and is not the exclusive prerogative of precocious children . Ready? Street…
“Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?” “Because it is the official sponsor of Nikon, Canon and Zeiss” / “Why is the Colosseum all holes?” “The Swiss architect Emmenthal designed it” / “Why are peas round?” “To distinguish them from the male pea, which is tubular” / Why does Dracula suck blood?” “Why is he anemic” / “Why the growing trend of sushi?” “Pizza is proletarian and raw fish, capers, is truly cult” / “Why does the bull have horns?” “To skewer the idiots of the crazy race in the streets of Pamplona” / “Why the ‘wave’ during the Italy-USA match?” “The stadium announcer read to the fans the Associated Press news agency on the case of Melanie Trump, who emasculated her husband. The member’s stitch-up surgery failed” / “Why is Florida in an emotional crisis?” “Why do you keep asking Mi-ami?” / “Why is the wedding ring called ‘true’, ‘faith’?” “Once you put it on your ring finger you understand how much it is true the trap you have fallen into and that to carry it for years you must have a stainless wedding ring in endurance” / “Why does Belphagor have horns?” “He finds the devil wife naked in the bedroom and Satan wearing the bathrobe with the initial ‘B’” / “Why is the most common sanitary fixture called a toilet?” “Because the digestive process stops there” / Why is the famous Piaggio scooter ‘Vespa’?” “Because when they called it that Bruno Vespa was still an unknown. Otherwise…/ “Why do cockroaches exist?” “Because every beetle is beautiful to mother soya”. Bye, see you tomorrow
