Luxuria dictator (score 7), Bastianich a parody of himself (score 5)

“Until now I have been diplomatic, but this is a new cycle on the island”, “I don’t talk about it with the authors, I’m the hostess here, I decide!”. Finally, Vladimir Luxuria understood this. In the “clarification episode”, she defines herself as a “dictator” and displays all the intolerance that most castaways deserve. To the retired ‘poet’ Pietro Fanelli, for example, she no longer lets one pass: when the young man takes leave of the reality show in full delirium of omnipotence, the presenter turns him off in the space of just two sentences: “Oh well, Jesus has arrived , We understood. But sorry, did the doctor order you to come here?!”. Then, she adds: “Pietro, you keep talking about ‘path’, but which ‘path’ do you think you’ve taken?! I even looked for this route on Google Maps, but I just couldn’t find it, you know?”. He doesn’t pay, he even scolds Samuel Peron during a spaghetti all’amatriciana binge that should have been a group meal: “You’re being so precise, but now you’re violating the rules too. I didn’t expect it from you! Not only did you eat for more other people’s time, but you also took some food away!”. No doggy bags on the island. Not under the jurisdiction of “dictator” Vladimir in a pastel suit. Forced Manfrina on the Francesco Benigno affair aside, now we almost seem to recognize her. And it’s a real pleasure.