AAA WAITRESS WANTED POSSIBLY FROM CATANZARO
Our most human sympathy goes to Vittorio Feltri. The poor octogenarian has been subjected to the attacks of the mayor Nicola Fiorita for several hours now who declared that he wanted to sue him only for having said that Salis dresses worse than a waitress from Catanzaro. Worse still is to put up with the patriotic-trombonistic tirade of the lawyer Antonello Talerico, the shadow mayor of the city, the one who in the regional council is centre-right and in the evening when he returns to Catanzaro becomes centre-left. And we don’t dare think what it could become at… night. The “thousand-faced” man of Calabrian politics. That “doubleface” would almost be a compliment. We anxiously await the words of the President of the Regional Council Filippo Mancuso and then poor Feltri is settled forever. However it went well, imagine if Feltri had seen the photos of how Nicola Fiorita dresses every day… they say in a low voice to Catanzaro…
We don’t attack him head-on because ultimately Vittorio Feltri is nothing other than the Italian Biden, or rather the Po Valley, half stoned or even more stoned than Biden. Everyone in Bergamo and Milan knows it and therefore everyone perculates it. In fact, it seems that at the Feltri house there is a coming and going of waiters, maitre d’, chefs, carers, butlers, etc., etc. Being a little tight with money, despite the salaries received from Silvio Berlusconi, he always looks for southern staff in the belief of saving money. AAA SOUTHERN BUTLER WANTED, he said a few years ago. A certain Orazio showed up and told him he was from Foggia. Poorly dressed, dirty, ignorant. Hence the famous expression that he only admired Giuseppe Conte’s elegance… despite being from Foggia.
Today history repeats itself, because in its latest AAA advertisement SOUTHERN WAITRESS WANTED, a certain Assuntina from Catanzaro showed up dressed like a field of chrysanthemums, who doesn’t know how to cook, clean or manage the house. He, poor guy, was thinking of Assuntina when he saw the photo of Salis. Unfortunately his wife is unable to tell him that Orazio’s surname is Brambilla and that the Assuntina of Catanzaro is none other than Gertrude of Val Brembana. Oh yes, because in Bergamo it was once the Milanese who passed for baggini (for fools, in Italian). Now the Bergamo Baggiano is Vittorio Feltri. Paraphrasing the Betrothed we could say: But first of all, I have to warn you of one thing. Do you know what they call them in this country, people like Vittorio Feltri?”
“What do they call them?”
“They call them baggiani or rather stoned”…
PS However dressed in a floral pattern or not, Vittorio Feltri tell us where he found a waitress from Catanzaro who here, in Calabria, cannot be found even if you pay her weight in gold.
