by Marco Brunacci
TERNI – Now that Bandecchi is on national TV saying that he has it longer than Spinelli (the yacht) we need to listen to the candidate for the presidency of the Region (provided that he still has a percentage in the polls that is not 0 point, like his boss at the European elections) Riccardo Corridore, deputy mayor of Terni, who goes against the grain, so much so that he crashes here and there on the new hospital.
The stunt double of our only hero, who is Bandecchi, in a video, making us miss the original, the only genius of amenity, tric trac and cotillion, manages to say in order:
1. that there was a meeting already scheduled for some time because Popular Alternative dealt with the issue. And do you know it? If it rains in Terni it’s only because Alternative Popular has organized a rain dance.
2.that to build the new hospital there are people who “do not interface with the municipal administration of Terni”. But really? Not everyone knows how to read, write and do arithmetic, but with a little effort, with the help of some volunteers, it could also be clear to the municipal administration of Terni that healthcare is a matter reserved to the Region, which has as its reference the current laws and the national government. The Municipality of Terni already deals with planters and manages to get it done, allowing it to deal with something else, not within its competence, would be wicked.
3. that hospital costs are rising, says the deputy Genie of the lamp. What bread and flour he has in mind is unknown. The cost issue is yet to come. Instead, Umbria7 is patiently waiting for the titular Genius and his deputy to find that quarter of an hour to start work that was supposed to be completed – the two stated at the beginning of their mandate – in 7-8 months.
4.But at this point we change the tone. Corridore says: «If up to now we have sponsored the project financing», now no longer «due to the total lack of attention and respect towards the municipal administration of Terni».
Stop everyone: what would the Terni administration have “sponsored”? The project financing formula in general? Or instead that project financing done by those private operators who are discussing in the meetings in the Region?
If it is the first we hypothesized, then it is just a risky political choice, not contemplated, because the Municipality must not sponsor what it has no power over.
If instead he sponsored “that” project, well, once again everyone stops, we need to understand what it means: here there are laws to be respected, tenders to be carried out. This “sponsoring” is disturbing.
Maybe the Terni administration just wanted a bow and it wasn’t done or what else? And, in any case, in the best case scenario, what happens: for a matter of etiquette, for lack of kindness, does the administration now start to “reflect” on the hospital project? In short: if one doesn’t pay them due respect, these supreme administrators who have come “to change Terni”, will they instead change your mind about a work, such as the new hospital, which is decisive for the city? But what stuff are we talking about?
5.Fortunately, the tone of the joke resumes immediately after the Runner himself announces: «When I am president of the Region, you will see…». Sigh of relief, it was all a joke. Even the excellent deputy mayor seems to lower the tone of his voice, as if he too wanted to laugh while saying it.
Don’t worry, nothing serious. Perhaps he had found a video camera and microphones left unattended by the Chief, he couldn’t resist and started playing with them.
All right. But, great Mayor Bandecchi, next time lock them in the drawer. So much for avoiding further messes and, with you at the helm, Terni ends up in Serie C not only with the football team.
