The survey on the approval of the regional presidents is certainly wrong. It is absolutely not possible that our great president Roberto Occhiuto only ranked fifth. For other ordinary mortals it would be a great result, but for Robertino da Cusenza it is an offense, a disgrace, an affront. A survey that sees the president of Veneto in first place Luca Zaia with 70%. Then we have second place Massimiliano Fedriga with 64%; and in third place Stefano Bonaccini with 62%.
All presidents of the North but go ahead and read that Vincenzino De Lucapresident of Campania has overtaken our president by placing himself in fourth place with 56% of the votes, this is proof I’m sure you’re wrong. According to them, our beloved president would come in fifth place with a consensus of just 46%. That is, not even one in two Calabrians would give a positive opinion. But we, we true Calabrians, we genuine Calabrians, we know that all this is not possible, we know that our president is the most loved not only in Italy but throughout the globe terraqueous.
We don’t have just any president, we are faced with the new Mr. Bonaventura 2.0. Here begins the adventure of Mr. Bonaventura da Cusenza. Our Lord Bonaventura has been fighting for two and a half years to revive our Calabria and redeem us terruncelli. We are certainly faced with a maneuver Northerner, of the strong powers, of the political politics of Rome, of the global financial and economic powers, who want to make our Mr. Bonaventura pay for the determination and firmness with which he stands fighting heroically against differentiated autonomy and against the bridge over the Strait. The strong… or rather very strong powers want to bend him to reasonableness, he who fights like a lion, against submission, against the acceptance of making Calabria an abandoned, vilified and increasingly poor land. He certainly started out at a disadvantage compared to Luca Zaia and Vincenzino De Luca who overtake him thanks to the free advertising they benefit from thanks to the imitations of Maurizio Crozza who in an arbitrary and unfair manner has so far forgotten the exploits of our governor. In which memorable feats did Zaia distinguish himself, Fedriga, Bonaccini and De Luca to bypass our Bonaventura alias Robertino from Cusenza, we can’t think of a single one. You want to put with its historical initiatives undertaken. The same Diego Bianchi aka Zoro at Propaganda live he recognized that “this is the biggest trophy, two and a half years of Occhiuto and Amadeus that tells the story of Calabria, few among the regional presidents can afford it”. We don’t know that Amadeus talked about Veneto and Campaniaregions without our history, our beauties, our political class (on this nda jocamu). The Calabria that hosts the great Amadeus New Year’s Eve with 10 million viewers, the Calabria that promotes the Ice Rink in Milan, the Calabria that spends millions upon millions on pharaonic stands at the Bit in Milan and at the Vinitaly in Verona, the Calabria that has declared war on arsonists and arsonists with an army of drones hovering over the skies of Calabria under the guidance of our Supreme Commander who gives orders from the Control Room. An example that the whole world envies us and that Zelensky seems to want to copy to turn the tide of the war in Ukraine. Calabria, which has cleaned up our sea with a modern fleet of ecological boats, eats plastic and oil.
Calabria which is seeing the rebirth of Calabrian healthcare and which signals a reversal of trend with the arrival of patients from all over Italy… or rather from all over Europe… but what can I say, from the whole world, to be treated in our hospitals. Hospitals that have been reborn with the arrival of doctors, specialists, luminaries who ask to come and work here from us. And if there is any case of medical malpractice, you want to have the satisfaction of receiving a personal phone call from our President personally, in this case in his capacity as commissioner who apologizes for the misfortune he suffered. Here continues the misadventure of Mr. Bonaventura who if he were to telephone all the Calabrian victims of medical malpractice cases he would spend a thousand years of his precious time doing nothing. This is Mr. Bonaventura’s Calabria, with him the narrative of our region has changed throughout Italy. We were seen as a land of cheaters, criminals and idlers, and now we are seen as a land of drooling, foaming-at-the-mouth talkers. Now we are seen as the land of persimmons, where the do-nothing and parked people from all over Italy who cannot find jobs in other realities find their fortune. Here the adventure continues of the Calabria Film Commission which after Sandokan’s Malaysia in a local style will host the filming of the remake of Princess Sissi reproducing the evocative panoramas of the Calabrian-Austro-Hungarian mountains. Not to mention the Magna Magna Graecia Film Festival which is preparing for an edition with new exceptional guests Hollywoodians. Despite these immense efforts, despite this new frontier that our Mister Bonaventura has been able to trace in just two years, despite all this, the ranking of the best presidents places him in 5th place, not even in the Champions League, and with not even 50% of Calabrians expressing gratitude and recognition to him.
Moral of the story. You want to see that deep down people aren’t such idiots as to buy all their bullshit. Rather, it would be interesting to know these 46% of die-hard fans who, after all the bullshit of two and a half years of presidency, continue to express consensus towards our not a great governor. Oh well we are a nation of fans, but there is a limit to everything. It’s never possible that after two and a half years there is still almost one in two Calabrians who believe they have a great governor in front of them and have not understood that we are in the presence of Mr. Bonaventura 2.0 who does not have a million
takes it but gives it to the right and misses. Of course our Lord Bonaventura, alias Robertino da Cusenza, alias Cazzaro di Calabria, can sleep peacefully… with this Tafazzian opposition, phantom, cowardly, insignificant, without balls, which pushes the majority of Calabrians to express their dissent by taking refuge in abstentionism, will be able to govern… or rather de-government for another thousand years. Here continues the adventure of Mr. Bonaventura who one day thought he was a great president. Our poor Calabria.
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