VITTORIO VENETO – I have a great sense of observation. A few days ago while I was wandering as I have done all my life on my beloved’s whores Mount Antares the eye landed on a strange pebble with a dark eyelet in the center. Picking it up, I realized that the eyelet was actually a through hole blocked by soil. Stones pierced by water can be found on the hills; I was about to throw it away but some peculiarities fortunately held me back. Among them the squaring of the entrance holes. Now I know well that if you find something archaeological you have to notify the Carabinieri or the Superintendence but ringing the command in via Boni saying that I had found a stone with a hole seemed embarrassing to me.
So I started asking for different opinions among them two geologists they immediately denied that that type of hole could be of natural origin. So it’s an artifact. I also warned the Councilor for Culture of Vittorio Veneto of this. At this point in the story I am also denouncing myself in the press. If the relevant authorities think it is useful to view the find, I am ready to hand it over for study and to explain where I found it. Obviously I have not altered the place of discovery in any way. My layman’s guess? Whether it’s the head of a striker used by a hunter who had a hunting lodge in that place, near a spring and an obligatory crossing point for game. My imagination went so far as to imagine I had discovered a very rare Paleolithic find Homo Antarensis Supersapiens.