The political-phobic choice of Sabbath silence falters, because it is difficult to pretend that around you and in the world there are suddenly no facts and misdeeds to reflect on. Hence the idea that this is the third and final day of press silence on what the news of political and social events offers. Below are the latest ‘whys’ chosen from “A why a day keeps boredom away”, with the hope of making you smile:
“Why do feet have toes?” “To indulge the erotic games of fetishists” / “Why do balloons fly in the sky?” “Why does the earth suck” / “Why red moon?” “Because she is ashamed and red with anger at being forced to illuminate the Earth against her will, because she is disturbed by NASA’s colonizing moon landing, by the threat of space tourism by the mad billionaire Musk, by the delivery of the first two tickets for the first astral journey to our ministers melonians” / “Because our anatomical structure is largely bilateral: two cerebral hemispheres, two eyes, ears, nostrils, lungs, hands and legs, two testicles and but only one pea? “To avoid double the abuse of pedophiles and rapists” / “Why does the donkey bray?” “Because he hates the Alpine troops who force him to tiring mountain climbs loaded ‘like mules’” / “Why is the ‘Galaxi S9 Plus’ smartphone selling like hotcakes?” “Because it’s the most stolen” / “Why do they say ‘motherfuckers?’” “Because in Vico ‘Scassacocchi’ they remember as if it were yesterday that Giggino ”o curnuto addressed Gennarino, son of his wife Carmela, born from his fornication with Peppe ‘o bello” / “Because in Naples they say to those who are lucky that does it have ‘deck’?” “Because it is the equivalent of ass and it is not known why it is synonymous with luck” / “Why do men have nipples?” “Because the Eternal Father with divine foresight imagined that some males could change their sex.” / “Why was Eve punished for fornication with Adam and not for incest with Cain or Abel, the sole condition for the continuity of the species?” “Because without those incests humanity would have ended up with Adam and Eve” / Why does the priest drink wine at the time of the Eucharist?” “Because he is a ‘Lacrima Christi’ /“Why is the Italian flag tricolor? “It is red with anger, white as a sheet of paper waiting to be written on and green from the pouring of bile from the Italians ungoverned by Meloni” / “Why did Beethoven compose the ‘Moonlight Sonata?” “Because the Nostradamus of the time had informed him about the remote future of Italy under the Meloni government”
