Giro di Poldo #4 – After Jonathan Milan’s victory at the 2024 Giro d’Italia, the argument between Mentana, a Ganna fan, and Gruber, a Milan fan. Here’s what changes
Yesterday the party at the Ministry of Made in Italy went on all night. Jonathan Milan’s victory increased exports of Italian products to Switzerland by 108 percent. Swiss men and women are all in love with Jonathan Milan and the need for Jonathan Milan in the country is growing dramatically.
Above all, the number of people who come to Italy and go to Italian beauty clinics to look as much like Jonathan Milan as possible is growing. It must be said that in Como, near the basilica of San Fedele, there is a very good cosmetic surgeon. They saw a Swiss gentleman one meter tall and a banana come in and they saw a clone of Jonathan Milan come out, but only one meter eighty-nine tall: the mess the Houthis are making on the Red Sea has created a problem in the supply of bone grafts in Europe.
Between yesterday’s late afternoon and today’s morning alone, 9,000 Swiss entered our country, the Italian GDP increased by one point. When Matteo Salvini called for the closure of the borders, Giorgia Meloni, now fed up with the bullshit of his ally, took a rolling pin and hit him on the head.
What is certain is that Jonathan Milan will be named Knight of the Republic at the end of the Giro.
However, it is unpleasant to note that Jonathan Milan’s victory also had a negative side: the argument between Lilly Gruber, jonathanmiliana of the first hour, and Enrico Mentana, pippogannista. Yesterday at the end of the stage, while Lilly Gruber was rejoicing for Milan’s victory, Enrico Mentana entered the studio convinced that the journalist was cheering so intensely to mock him for the failed attempt of the Olympic champion and hour record holder towards the finish line in Andora. The two came to blows.
Enrico Mentana and Lilly Gruber were punished by Cairo who entrusted the direction of the La7 news to Beppe Conti and the hosting of Otto e mezzo to Letizia Paternoster.
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The other episodes of the Giro di Poldo: 1st stage – 2nd stage – 3rd stage
