Guide to the “crazy mignot*ame” for Chiara Ferragni: Paolina Saulino explains to the influencer in difficulty how to become sexy (without getting engaged) – MOW

Guide to the “crazy mignot*ame” for Chiara Ferragni: Paolina Saulino explains to the influencer in difficulty how to become sexy (without getting engaged) – MOW
Guide to the “crazy mignot*ame” for Chiara Ferragni: Paolina Saulino explains to the influencer in difficulty how to become sexy (without getting engaged) – MOW

After the viral video on the web in which Chiara Ferragni dances sexy (or at least, she tries to), many users went wild on social media against the influencer’s rigid movements. Paolina Saulino explains how to be really sexy, without getting engaged right away. Here is the detailed guide by points

Mskinny and with abs after two children, not even Satta. I believe that Chiara Ferragni uses a frequently used product among women celebrities, an injectable drug, for subcutaneous use, to lose weight. I have it too. I bought it in Brazil because there you don’t need a prescription, while in Italy it’s called something else. I put it in the fridge and never used it myself (and it shows I would say). In any case, these are just suppositions, but the gym is not enough to obtain certain results, and in any case everyone does what they want, and that’s fine. Chiara Ferragni is beautiful and beautiful, so loved and accepted that she arouses a bit of antipathy in me, lucky her with her entire family to support her, protect her and defend her. Not even in my wildest dreams would I have had a tenth of the affection she is surrounded with, but the luck of others is inspiration for me to understand where to go and which path to take. So, nothing against the late Chiara Nazionale, but let’s try to give her 4 dispassionate advice to be sexier, because there’s a lot of work to be done on that, at least according to the aspiring video arrizzacaxxi that I saw on the web:

1) Being sexy is a fact. The facts exist, if you outline them they are only parodies; if the parody is intentional, fine, but if not, it’s a big problem! Even just for fun, if you have to play you have to play well. If you dance seductively you have to believe it, even for just 10 seconds. You must feel cooler than Shakira and Beyoncé. You do it (if you can do it of course and Chiara is objectively beautiful to be able to afford it) and you have to do it with the aim of making your dicks straighten up, which doesn’t mean necessarily approaching those dicks, but precisely making them straighten up. It’s a game and you have to play otherwise, you stay at home!

2) As for seduction, there are no good manners. Let me explain better: if you want to be impeccable, beautiful, friend, family friendly, pet friendlythin, with a career and full of friends, you are the little sister to protect, but you are lockable. The goal is to sparkle fuckability from every pore. You have to be a little incorrect, not perfect, a little more alone, a little less protected, more curious, look a little more adrift, in short, be more screwable. And above all, dear Chiara – and this advice can also be useful to you in your working life – I recommend a little more cynicism, even if you are in the wrong, or have played with slightly dirtier means than permitted. No excuses. When in doubt, confuse them, create mystery, but please don’t apologize, please! Never.

3)There fuckability of a woman is not directly proportional to her desire for cock (and in any case the desire for shit has its dignity). That is, let’s dismantle this veneer of taboo that covers the concept of fuckability. You don’t have to be crazy, as far as I’m concerned you don’t lose your dignity for a little dick. Is this fact clear? I say this to all the Chiaras who act as Italy’s girlfriends: be aware of your own fuckabilityand even researching it and showing it, using it, does not make us poor things, but is a healthy contribution to a modern feminism made of proactivity and intimate, personal and also work-related self-efficacy!

Ladies of this shit, read this point again, write it down somewhere and repeat it out loud!

4) And finally, dear Chiara, you could propose, propose and propose again, but without making the mistake of getting engaged again! I’m sure that, however, from this point of view, you wouldn’t act like Belen or Ilary Blasi: getting re-engaged immediately after a breakup strikes me as a gesture of spite, like “I’ll show you that I’m happy even without you”. Who cares to show, to demonstrate. When it comes to sex, Freedom is the only thing that matters. You can have a man and not see him secretly, even just to find out, even just 2/3 times, you don’t have to (pretend to) get engaged to demonstrate that it’s not a superficial thing, otherwise “others will think”. And this shit!!! Others think what they want regardless, and it is beyond our control. We have a duty to not give a damn and know how to have an adventure.

Dto a good teacher, regardless of Chiara Ferragni, who gave me the “A” for this lesson fuckabilitythis is meant to be a handbook for all those women afraid of judgment. We too often act like women CV. It is a constant worry to have to prove that you are marriageable, pretty, but not too much, good, but not too much (certainly never more than your partner), economically independent, but not too much (never more burdened than the male), faithful and nice (but not too nice, otherwise you appear available). Let’s repeat it out loud and write it on the walls of elementary and middle schools next to the crucifix: we are women, we are not a CV. We are not a voice of the CV of our partner who shouldn’t be ashamed of us.

To me about the feeling of shame and inadequacy that men who aren’t adequately confident feel, and who can’t even decide whether to go and piss or continue to hold it in, but I’m pissed off! We proudly claim ours fuckability. We firmly claim the right not to be elegant ladies, because we can also be what men don’t want from women! I, for one, no longer want to care about the fact that most men can’t handle it too much. I want to be romantic, a hyena at work, a supporter of those I love, someone who wants to make money, someone who wants to dress well, who wants to buy the coolest vacuum cleaner, but I also want to be good, and also a slut, and if that’s too much for some man, it suits me. The right one will arrive, in the meantime I continue the search and…

Enjoy The Process Chiara! Join me

 
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