“Anonymous” humorous analysis on the political-judicial earthquake that involved Sammartino – Valguarnera.com NEWS

To go where do we have to go to where do we have to go?
The political-judicial earthquake that this morning involved the vice president of the Region and councilor for Agriculture, Luca Sammartino, also had earthquakes in Valguarnera, given that the Sicilian politician and exponent of the League had also begun to take root in the town , with some of his appearances at festivals and conferences. Following what happened, in the editorial office we received a nice political analysis with a letter signed by Ghino di Tacco GS which we publish below:

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Renzi wins first the primaries and then the European elections but has the terrible idea of ​​coming to the province of Enna. Here he meets our comedy duo for the first time and they are already starting to get talked about.
The meeting in Agira was fatal (for Renzi).
At the height of power, Renzi will collapse after a few months.
The comic duo, however, grows and after having conquered the Valguarnero square, decides that we need to think big, think about the stages that matter: the buildings of Palermo.
Objective: to climb the first party and so everything is bet on Mario Alloro. The two close the electoral campaign assuming victory for certain, but Alloro loses disastrously and disappears and the Democratic Party for the first time in its history saves the seat by borrowing Luisa.
But the duo does not give up at the first difficulties.
The market offers new opportunities.
New stage: the UDC
Decio Terrana becomes the new rising star of Sicilian politics.
Valguarnera is invaded by the people of Agrigento.
Result: millionaire default of our institution after 70 years and Terrana dissolved like the UDC.
But the two are now on the launch pad and they don’t stop and with the legendary tractor (respecting the origins) which reminds us of the opening scene of the film “Totò Peppino and the malafemmena” they stop in Messina. But here the irreproachable duo invents a stroke of genius.
Why bet just one chip when you can play with two?
One bets on De Luca, spends the last pennies of the people of Valguarnere, marches against the palace of power (forgetting to have created one in his image and likeness) and closes the electoral campaign in Via Sant’Elena, fearing that the relatives, this time, are not enough to inebriate the crafty De Luca.
The other talented comedian, however, focuses on Colianni hoping that in the confusion one does not actually notice the nocturnal thoughts and the daytime vote for De Luca.
Result: both KO.
Then back in the saddle in search of new adventures.
Last stop of the long journey: Catania
The focus is on the government party: Brothers of Italy.
The occasion is served on the plate. The Regional Congress.
But the comedy duo makes a mistake.
The brothers of the nation are full: too many comedians.
But in Catania there is also the new Sicilian child prodigy: Sammartino.
He was also a Renzian from the first moment and then converted to the other Matteo of (Mala) Italian politics.
Here, in reality, all the signs were there.
Our unfortunate man, regardless of the rumors about the local comedy duo already circulating in the buildings of power in Palermo (particularly in those of the offices of local authorities), challenges the gossips and rushes to Valguarnera.
And between a festival without tourists and the usual begging crowd, do you leave Valguarnera assailed by doubts?
But our councilor has to work hard, the Green Cazzaro fears the debacle in Sicily: he needs to bring in votes and those of comedians are in fashion today, and therefore he decides to make the best of things.
But here the legendary and stainless duo of artists surpasses themselves.
The Ras of Catania is first attracted to Valguarnera to resolve the drama of Sicilian agriculture and then made to leave through the back door to escape the fury of the pitchforks.
The masterpiece is served.
Technical KO
We don’t even have to wait for the elections.
For the final scene of this TV series we must once again borrow the much loved and never forgotten Totò and Peppino, intent on writing the legendary letter to the political forces remaining in the field.
New DC – Forza Italia.
We can already imagine the two comedians in their precarious Italian, intent on finding the right words to lure new victims.
Maybe some lawyer relative or irreproachable official will come to the rescue….
In the meantime, news has arrived that Forza Italia and the DC will organize a conference on the topic next week in Valguarnera.
“I don’t believe it but you never know”.
Our heroes will succeed etc….
Ps We apologize to Totò and Peppino>>.

Signed: Ghino di Tacco GS