Jennifer Lawrence, consistent: 4
When we say the ability to choose the detail. Even if hidden. Like: I’m a guest, guest & guest, at the première of a film, even awaited, at the Cannes Film Festival and entitled: «Anatomie d’une Chute» and therefore I, a diva, what do I do? A nice slip of taste. But consistent with the film’s title: Anatomy of a Fall. It would seem the case of the actress Jennifer Lawrence who made a real “descendant de marche”, indeed more avalanche than fall. Red dress with a clean line, in trend with the current edition of the event: «if you’re not in red, what are you doing on the red carpet in Cannes», and with a «point of light» in diamonds. Then there’s the but: under the dress at the foot of black plastic flip flops. How was this discovered? Analyzing, as the title of the film signed by Justine Triet always suggests, the images taken on the red carpet. Et voilà: the curtain has risen on the sixth day of the 2023 French festival calendar. But we are certain that an unshakeable explanation will be linked to the flip flos… Let us assume: after appearing at the screening of the film «Bread and Roses» of which producer stayed at the Palais to see the other film. And flip flops were perfect for all those hours on my feet. Countdown to the next Haute Couture fashion shows: flip-flops, what a passion under occasion evening dresses.
Charlotte Casiraghi, practice: 6
She must have thought to herself: “Then how do I get to see my friends in Monte Carlo in time for an aperitif on the terrace of the Hermitage?” Voila. A passepartout, practical dress. Sequin bomber, satin pant and handbag in the same fabric as the outerwear (perhaps it was growing). AND? Ankle boot. Well let’s say, Charlotte Casiraghi was elegant and also beautiful. However, just quoting the television “arbiters umpire” of “But how do you dress?”: the outfit is not good. Perhaps more in tune with Maman, Madame la Princesse Caroline.
Marc Terenzi, restricted 5/6
To be calm, the singer Marc Terenzi never separates from his sweetheart and clings to it as if it were his microphone. After all, she is the radio journalist Verena Kerth. Their relationship is very crackling and “gossiped” in Germany, so here they are on the red carpet. He must have taken a walk on the water earlier and his trousers have shrunk. Then he said to himself: «I don’t wear socks». Well. But it takes a different shoe to do that. By now it is known. And Verena? The last edition of the Croisette was all black, black and more black. Now it’s a red, red and more red. Even the journalist falls for it. In short, but the fantasy? Banned. Indeed banned from the royal court. And she fits it perfectly. The red carpet is that of «Firebrand» which in French sounds «Le jeu de la reine», even if the real star is the king: Jude Law alias Henry VIII.
Gigi Hadid, stuffed 4/5
It is never remembered enough. In the Golden Age of the catwalks, Gianni Versace often repeated: «I don’t want to see my little hands on my hips». On the catwalk and from the models. Gigi Hadid modeling she is indeed a supermodel it seems she never knew. She and she here she is with an attitude, recurring in this edition, between the stuffed and the statue of Madame Tussaud. It will be the usual amphora/sirenuse dress, also charming in that dove gray shade, that destabilized her, but a little more swing was in order.
Carla Bruni, doll: 5
All of us in front of the mirror after a certain age say: good times. And who, more or less, gets over it. Carlà Brunì in Sarkozy seems to have not yet succeeded. And that’s where he dolls himself up in front of the lens every time. With a smile, a little winking. And to follow, always the same moves. Crushed by her character. Despite the dress, the «new blue royal» color and the jewels, everything is ok, one could really say: «Shawl!».
Irina Shayk, minimal: 4
The impact of fashion on the environment is a subject that has been monitored for years. In the world. Is this the reason that prompted Irina Shayk to wear such a minimal model? Impacting the environment as little as possible with the processing of materials? Or did she want to save money? It’s still? Can’t decide between a bathing suit and an evening dress? You might say: given the physicality and that nothingness of the necklace, at that point couldn’t she solve it only with the “point of light” around her neck and a few shells à la Veneré by Botticelli? The game was done.
Shin Yubin, equipped: 7
Confirmed. Vanity can do everything. Even facing a red carpet reduced to pieces. This is confirmed by the Cambodian actress Shin Yubin. Stunning new royal blue evening dress, a triumph of flowers and petalous feathers, a perfect horsewoman’s ponytail and two assistants. He puts them on crutches, gets photographed and then does the montée de marche holding up the supports. But what crutches: covered in a sheath of crystals and silver, metal and red studs. If she had them made, well done, if she created them someone will be a success. It could also happen that one pretends to be crippled to use them. Just as years ago many pretended to be nearsighted or farsighted to use glasses (with simple glass lenses) and appear intellectual. Easier to bluff on crutches.
Jude Law, regal: 7.5
His Majesty (on screen, but also on the road), has arrived. Jude Law, on the big screen in Firebrand/Le jeu de la reine, in the role of Henry VIII arrives on the Cannes red carpet. From naughty teens to hyper seductive mature man. With a sparrowhawk mustache. And the unkempt beard goes with that perfect tuxedo. Including the details. He looked in the mirror and liked it. And not just to himself.
Naomi Campbell, Timeless: 7.5
Unbelievable (almost) but true. Tomorrow, May 22, 2023, the cougar Naomi Campbell turns 53. She and she here she is dressed in white in Cannes with an indescribable nonchalance. The term Super Modelle, coined in the 1990s, fits like a second skin on her compared to many of her other colleagues. She made us dream at the time today she gratifies our soul. And wearing white on a red carpet like you did tonight means knowing how to play with time and dominate it. It will be a coincidence that you are going to see the screening of Le jeu de la reine. Perhaps an unauthorized biography of her.
Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender, precise: 6
Mulino Bianco couple style, but from the 21st century. Alicia Vikander and her sweet her (one imagines) her half her Michael Fassbender arrive at the premiere of «Firebrand», a film in which she is the protagonist. She would also be the queen wife, the sixth to be exact, of Henry VIII. The attittude really makes a perfect wife, but not so much a perfect queen. Catherine Princess of Wales, today teaches how to make big money. Coronation of Charles III docet.
Cécile de France, 6.5 chromatic
Coat of arms evening. On the screen Queen Catherine Parr, on the Croisette the queen of top fashions, Naomi and here is also Cécile de France. But contrary to her name, her ancestry is bourgeois, indeed as she revealed anarchist. But the chiffon dress of the queen of this fabric, the designer Alberta Ferretti, has a regal touch too.
Michelle Yeoh, melo: 6.5
Green is always a good color. And it’s also “very trendy”. Michelle Yeoh chose it for her grand evening of what could be called dramatic / melò with the padded stole and the rectangular train both from yesteryear. One of the variations on the theme of the grand evening dresses seen in these evenings. Black glove combined with the décolleté. He can do it. But a little more ease.
Toni Garrn, performer: 6/7
The difference lies in the expression attitude. Asymmetrical dress, hands on hips but… German top model Toni Garrn puts her on stage experience to good use and dominates the situation. She likes the contrast of the mackerel enamel combined with the dress and the diamonds. In short. She knows how to do it. And she is also «Scialla».
