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He climbs the ladder, sets up the spotlight and scores a goal

And here we are also in 2026despite everything, this garrison resists dusty rusticity which attracts more than one reader Jubilee and insults more than a missed penalty. Contumelies which in any case continue to be the musical background, more than a classic on on on on zazuera zazuerafrom the Sundays Bestial. And between ombre e luci (which don’t always work very well), makeshift means and lopsided lines, here we are again in the new year, flutesmug, demijohn or cup that is in hand to celebrate bestiality.

A CUP
Scared huh? He can’t just say it Lucarelli (Carlo, we mean, don’t worry Cassano)? Don’t worry this time the cup is cup for real, no misunderstandings. To be precise, a cup of hot tea, the one that Measuring OrbanicErzurumspor’s goalkeeper, found himself almost forced to drink to escape the whether of his city. In fact, we see the doorman taking advantage of the hot drink left there by someone from the staff and approaching, unable to stand it any longer neve e whetherand takes the opportunity to drink it. In fact, there are those who have done much worse.

COME ON
It almost seems like you can hear a “musical” background when reading the press releases Giudice sporty that come from Venetowhere the word “blasphemy” is more used than “foul” “clash” and perhaps also than definite articles and simple prepositions. Even among the very young, yes, as faithfully and perhaps too faithfully reported in the statement that motivates the disqualification for one boy of the Under 17 of Calcio Schio which as the referee writes “because after my decision, he says ‘ma dai’, decide quite loudly.” Come on!

CHECCO ZALONE
Now in theaters with his latest film, but we all remember one of the most memorable scenes in “I fall from the clouds“, or the final one. Well, something similar must have happened in Capri, in the Promotion match where the GB Capresea company fined 250 euros because: “After the DDG left the facility while he was going towards the port, some boys with bags and jackets with the Caprese logo on scooters passed near the DDG insultandoloand some of these too spitting it out on. Other boys arrived at the port engine they asked politely
threatening to the DDG of get closer, teasing him and telling him he didn’t have courage”.

ELECTROBOMBER
How many do we know? From meccanobomber, blacksmithbomber, idrobomber? This is the beauty of the beastly urbi et orbi series: that even in England, in the amateur series, if the spotlight in the Rusthall stadium breaks and you risk having to lose, the number nine goes up the ladder, as shown in the photo that appeared on the profile Facebook of the team. Still in uniform, half an hour of work, the lighthouse turns on again, we’re back on the field… and the same thing electrician he also scores goals. Happy 2026.

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