Mid-August is almost around the corner and the Cavalluccio has not yet – at least officially – untied the knot linked to the Record Man…
50 days have passed (now almost 51) since that Cesena-Pescara match which, last March 30, ratified Cesena’s promotion to Serie B. Fifty days. Many. So many. Too many. Too many. Yet, since that pre-Easter Saturday with the taste of Champagne and Sangiovese, the Tuscan knot – at least officially – has not yet been (incredibly, tackily, rudely, stupidly) dissolved. On the one hand there is the Record Man who, for more than a month and a half, more or less listlessly in front of notebooks and microphones continues to repeat to exhaustion ‘This is not the right place to talk about my future…’. Then there is the company that says ‘…we were surprised by the recent articles regarding Mister Toscano…’ (out of curiosity, but what should we Cesena sports journalists talk about? Tommaso Berti’s desire for holidays? The otters that infest the Rubicone? Mahmood’s desire for paternity? Maria Arreghini’s touching breasts?). Then there are the followers of Cesenatamente Corretto, the do-gooders to the bitter end, those who would not criticize the Americans even if they decided to bring Marco Giampaolo or Giorgio Lugaresi back to black and white, who thunder decisively ‘Let’s let the club work in peace…’ (fuck, don’t worry: it’s mid-August now…). And then, last but not least, there is Fabio artigianato. Which continues – er er – undaunted black and white casting shouting ‘Ready Mr. Sottil (or Semplici, or D’Aversa, or Longo, or Liverani, etc. etc.) would you by any chance be willing to come to Cesena?’. Good but not great. Am I right? Oh, one last thing. Before closing. Yesterday in the Manuzzi basin, in addition to a large fringe of Vespa fans, an evil swarm of bees also appeared – to be precise in the Distinti Inferiori – which (also) required the intervention of the Fire Brigade. The swarms of bees, according to many South American peoples, they are bearers of strong workplace friction. A case? I do not believe…
PS 1: Those who… are waiting (still) to understand how it will end Tuscan telenovela
PS 2: Those who… don’t know (yet) who the beautiful one is Maria Arreghini and – having finished this article – they will immediately go online to look for some photos of him
