From Conte to Marotta, from Gasp to Allegri and Spalletti: everyone considers the others to be favorites to win the title. In words. In reality, everyone believes it, but everyone does their part. What if there was truth serum…
The bingo? No… The game that goes crazy at the end of the year is the Scudetto Download. Marotta: “The big favorite for the title is Napoli”. Conte: “In terms of squad and salary, Inter, Milan and Juve are in a separate race.” Allegri: “Milan’s goal is to return to the Champions League. Difficult.” Spalletti: “We can only be first if the others don’t play.” Gasperini: “In terms of value, we are below Inter, Napoli, Milan and Juve”. Do they really think so? No, they play.
Pentothal
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Borrow some Pentothal, the truth serum, from James Bond and you will get these answers. Marotta: “We are unplayable. We have the national team’s block and the top scorer of the tournament, Lautaro. Conte will continue to read the plaque for us.” Conte: “I beat Milan against Riyadh, Inter, Juve and Roma in the championship. Hojlund is the fire of Vesuvius and soon Lukaku, Anguissa, De Bruyne come back to me. Amma struggles to hide us. Again”. Allegri: “While we train, the others get tired and break in the cup. Nkunku has started to inflate balloons, the goals from the big German have arrived, but I win the championship in defence, with a short face, like Minnesota: low block and I have fun. Then big party at the San Siro racecourse.” Spalletti: “I have the strongest: Yildiz. And you will see ‘Zeppetta’ Zhegrova… It seems that I have found the heliotrope in the Mugnone, the Boccaccio stone that makes one invisible: no one considers me. But, in the end, I mock them all: I am from Certaldo”. Gasp: “Trigoria rhymes with Zingonia: now everyone is working hard, everyone is pressing. Give me two real attackers and I will set the City on fire more than Nero. Caput mundi!”. Trust me, they think so.
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